We've all been to the Roy Rogers along I-95 or I-something or other and walked by the light bulb heated rack of foil bagged burgers. We've all grabbed one and regretted it later too. Well I was at the supermarket, many miles from I-anything and came across the very familiar foil bags, but this time they had a fish on them. I was obviously curious, so I looked at it and sure enough it was some sort of fish product, in a bag.
I took some photos just in case you see the same fish-sandwich in a bag. It is armed and dangerous, please stay away and call the authorities. This should not be dealt with on your own. If you or a loved one are tempted, WALK AWAY!. If you see someone going for the bag of fish sandwich, please stop them, but know that they can get violent, as they may be under some foil spell. Try to dissuade them, but not too hard. Think of yourself.
This was from my own neighborhood. If this isn't a call for a B.I.S.Co. store front, I don't know what is.